BALLS

Sam: Hey, I recognize you.
Andrew: Oh, did you go to Columbia High?
Sam: No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?
Andrew: Yeah.
Sam: Are you really retarded?
Andrew: No.
Sam: Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!

So I finally saw Garden State. I was entertained. If my life was ever made into a movie, I have feeling it'd be a lot like this movie, except with all the interesting parts removed and replaced with more irony. That and I'm not from New Jersey...

...though, parts of the Renton / Kent 'burb and some of the people that live here are a lot like Jersey. And in all the bad ways.


.:.


observation is key

Mysterious writer / blogger Rain recently has been doing photo collages from reader submitted photos. I sent in a picture of my keys and it appears here. Can you guess which one is mine?
posted by G at 10:28 PM   |

in?scrip?tion (n-skrip-shun)n.
1. The act or an instance of inscribing.
2. Something, such as the wording on a coin, medal, monument, or seal, that is inscribed.
3. A short, signed message in a book or on a photograph given as a gift.
4. The usually informal dedication of an artistic work.
5. Jeremiah 31:33