What is it about couches that makes them so easy to fall asleep in?

One minute, I'm watching Cowboy Bebop on Cartoon Network, and the next, I'm face down in the cushions. I'm thinkin' the dull glow of the TV makes my eyes heavy... even with the quiet hum of my computer's fan in the background. My desktop.

Yeah, anime is so juvenile. Like I care. Kiss my hairless Chinese backside.

Oooh baby, nuthin' like early morning belligerence.

I'd say "Lord, take me now", but Mixmaster Melly-Mel IM'd me last night to inform me that the Rapture has been indefinitely postponed, due to mortal negligence of proper Scriptural interpretation.

Damn, and I thought I was gonna finally cash in on my frequent "flagellated by fate" miles to a one-way ticket to Paradise.
posted by G at 5:02 AM   |

in?scrip?tion (n-skrip-shun)n.
1. The act or an instance of inscribing.
2. Something, such as the wording on a coin, medal, monument, or seal, that is inscribed.
3. A short, signed message in a book or on a photograph given as a gift.
4. The usually informal dedication of an artistic work.
5. Jeremiah 31:33