From the IIStix boards, my endless source of foolish daily amusement... hahahaha:

Dear Aphr0,

My GF hates it when I play Warcraft and other video games... I think she wishes I'd take ballet classes or some crap like that.

Is there a way to peacefully bridge the gap between us, so we both can be happy?

signed,

War-crack addict

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Dear War-crack addict,

Teach her to play warcrack with u...so u can both be on crack.

If she doesn't like it....then show her what u look like in a tu-tu and bloomers. she just might change her mind. Show her something kinda like this:



(i got lazy and didn't finish the drawing...so you're missing just a *few* body parts)


When it's all said and done, lick her ear.

Aphr0
posted by G at 3:27 AM   |

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