Wednesday, June 29, 2005
the greatest American?
I recently read an article about a public poll organized by the Discovery Channel and AOL asking people to vote who they thought "The Greatest American" in the history of America is. A similar poll in Great Britain crowned Winston Churchill "The Greatest Briton". Now, a reasonably educated person like myself would probably guess the winner might be among a group of names like George Washington (general, first president, founding father), Abraham Lincoln (won Civil War, ended slavery, good writer), Ben Franklin (founding father & inventor), Franklin Roosevelt (ended the Depression & won WWII), or Thomas Edison (genius inventor). But according to the results of the poll, the greatest American is... RONALD REAGAN! WTH!?!?! Don't believe me? The result. Nothing against Ronnie, but leave it to Americans themselves to make the people of our country look idiotic and lacking historical perspective. While many credit the guy with ending the Cold War, there were other less glamorous things that went on like the Iran contra scandal, ridiculous spending on the Star Wars program, and the questionable concept of "Reagonomics" which left our government with an enormous financial debt that we still carry today. Not exactly a record of undisputed greatness. The rest of the list isn't much better: 1 Ronald Reagan 2 Abraham Lincoln 3 Martin Luther King Jr 4 George Washington 5 Benjamin Franklin 6 George W Bush 7 Bill Clinton 8 Elvis Presley 9 Oprah Winfrey 10 Franklin D Roosevelt 11 Billy Graham 12 Thomas Jefferson 13 Walt Disney 14 Albert Einstein 15 Thomas Alva Edison 16 John F Kennedy 17 Bob Hope 18 Bill Gates 19 Eleanor Roosevelt 20 Lance Armstrong Getting head in the Oval Office gets Clinton in at number 7?! Oprah is in the top 10? For what, promoting shameless materialism by passing out gifts, celebrity idolization, and the idea that race relations in our country boils down to just white and black people?! Elvis Presley as number 8? I guess if you consider a white person appropiating African American music for the mainstream as revolutionary, he merits a spot in infamy. George W. Bush is number 6? His presidency hasn't even finished! OK he can be number 6, but only if during the Bush presidency the nation of Iraq becomes sovereign and self-sustaining, North Korea and South Korea re-unite, Israel and Palestine become peaceful co-existing nations, the nuclear weapons of the world are disarmed and abolished, Al Qaida disbands and surrenders to US forces, AIDS in Africa and Asia is cured, all Americans learn to speak at least one language besides English, and SUVs are banned from being sold to the general public. Gah. This poll is a reminder that using AOL really does make people more stupid. What a joke. |
Comments:
hmm... i'd like to see the form that they used to determine this vote. Also the question begs: this a vote for the greatest american... what?
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